Joey the Kitsune's Profile

About me

No animal is half so vile as Crocky-Wock the Crocodile!
On Saturdays, he likes to much six juicy children for his lunch.
And he especially enjoys just three of each, three girls three boys.

He smears the boys to make them hot with mustard from his mustard pot.
But mustard doesn't go with girls, it tastes all wrong with plats and curls.
What works with girls so well is butterscotch and caramel.
"It's such a super marvelous treat when boys are hot and girls are sweat!"
That's Crocky's point of view.
He ought to know.
He's had a few.

There's a goblin as green as a goblin can be, sitting outside...
waiting for me...
When he knocked on my door, he said "Come plaaay!"
But I said, "No thank you. Please go away."
But that goblin as green as a goblin can be...is still sitting outside....
Waiting for me...

I will NOT play the Mansion games. Stop asking me.

"My blade shall shimmer crimson with your blood!!!"

First you see me....and now you don't.
You can hear me....but soon you won't...
One minute you feel me, but next you can't.
Am I real? Perhaps I'm not.
It's a fox's secret to survival in a very nasty world.

I'm 26 in age and enjoy avatar sites like this one. I came here from Menewsha via link from a friend of mine and have become quite comfortable here.
I enjoy writing and have written a few book ideas, though I haven't published anything. But I'm hoping I will become a well-known author. Heck, I'd be satisfied if I was just known. The genres I write are usually furry, slice-of-life, action and some abstract aspects.
I tend to be a compulsive flirt and very affectionate. ;)
One of my favorite animals, in case you couldn't already tell, is the fox.
I have an ear condition that makes my ears ring. So no matter how cute they are, please don't touch my ears.
I'm an astraphobic, meaning I have an intense fear of thunderstorms. That being said, Hurricane Season totally freaks me out, especially since hurricanes can do much worse than your typical thunderstorm.
I enjoy designing avatars:

Zencho, a deity of fortune.

Kasei is the self-proclaimed Lord of War. He believes himself superior to all other living things.

Inu Wa is a dog god. He travels the world and treats all people as equals. Inu Wa gains additional strength from the respect and belief of people who believe in him. His natural form is a bipedal brown down in a brown yukata with a walking stick and hat, though he can take on the guise of both man and woman.